Things that are the Most

"The silliest thing in
The world is a chicken
In a frog costume"?

Ha! Let zem sink it's silly.
I, Inspecteur Poulet, have
Bigger fish to frrry.

Ten dead frrrogs in as
Many days floating
Bug-eyed in the Rhône?

Zis is no laughing matter,
So assassin of frogs beware.
Zis birrrd always gets his man.

The heat is officially making me le crazy!

Holes

"'If only, if only...'"
Said the cow to the moon,
"I could jump that high,
We could make Port Salut!

I am ever so tired of a
Moon that is green.
I could fill up those holes
With thick, smooth cream.

I'd polish you up
With spring-fresh brine
To give you an orange
and edible rind.

Then hey diddle diddle
Back down to the farm.
To bask in your glow,
All coppery warm. "